Dadskills: How to Be an Awesome Father and Impress All the Other Parents

Ah, the good old days. Back in the day, it was a given that “Father Knows
Best.” Children never questioned the man of the house. He was expected to
go to work during work hours, bring home the bacon, and fix the car when
it broke down. The kids? Well, let’s just say it was a hands-off parenting
generation.
Holy heck, dadding could be a fulltime job these days.
But not for a Dadskills man. You’re the type of guy who has mastered
opening a beer without an opener. You know how to drift a car like a
stuntman and generally make your way through the world like a boss. Daddom?
Oh, you so got this, Jack.
That’s, in part, thanks to the handy 411 in the chapters that follow,
covering the full spectrum of fathering. You’ll find every little need-toknow
strategy and tip, from welcoming your new bundle of joy in the
delivery room all the way to joyfully bundling your burden off to college
and out of the house. You’ll find soup-to-nuts coverage to avoid a dreaded
social services visit, and for your part, you just need to bring two things to
the party: the ability to keep a cool head (repeat after us: you are smarter
than a four-year-old) and your well-developed sense of humor. That last one
comes in particularly handy the first time Little Miss Attitude tells you she
hates you, before storming off and slamming the door to her room.
Remember that you were her hero once, and you will be again.